Friday, March 03, 2006

The Trip

I will never ever forget our trip to Africa, where you wouldn't stop antagonizing the pygmies by throwin popcorn balls at them and screaming, "I AM GULLIVER! Bow before me, liliputians!" What the hell were you THINKING? I still have scars from the bitemarks they left on my ankles. Capri pants and sandals are completely out of the question now. I wouldn't trade that memory for the world...

9 Comments:

Blogger Esereth said...

I think he meant to post the other paragraph, the one where he tells you what to write.

No matter, I've found you cuz yours was one of the funniest. I'm going to start shouting "I AM GULLIVER" and the rest at people.

Just people. Anyone.

It's time they all learned who was in charge.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

esereth ~ EVERYONE knows that Charles is in charge. Well, he WAS, anyway...

Thanks for the compliment! Gulliver's Travels, although not listed in my profile, was one of my fave's.

10:22 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

and OH!!! I will blame this on the vicodin, once again, even though my ribs are getting better and I don't have to take it anymore. It's still in my system though, right? How long can I use that excuse? HA!

10:27 PM  
Blogger Junebugg said...

I wantto sign up for your next trip right now. I don't care where you go or when, it sounds like you have a ton of fun and I wanta be included.

Gulliver's Travels was, indeed, one of my favorite books. But I soon moved on to SciFi and left for the joys of anti gravity and aliens.

10:27 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

june, OH june, I fucked up ROYALLY. Check my NEXT post. MAN I am a space cadet, and really am blaming the residual vicodin in my system...

10:32 PM  
Blogger Strumpet said...

Vicodin is good shit.

You should save one or two for that Pop Rockin' good time.

I am SO jealous.

I was always turned on, as a kid, when Gulliver was all tied down. I still am, actually. But, Gulliver may have been part of the culprit as to why I'm so damn kinky.

3:03 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...

strumpet ~ Vicodin IS good shit, and I'm trying my best to save the rest for my Pop Rockin good time, although the pain in my ribs begs me for more. I felt the same way about Gulliver...does that make us perverts?

10:51 AM  
Blogger Strumpet said...

Damn straight, baby.

And proud of it.

6:11 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

OH I am smiling, in a BIG way, baby.

9:24 PM  

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