Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Forget About It

I slept wrong. I have a pinched nerve in my shoulder and my ribs still fucking hurt.

I just needed to whine. Sue me.

Treble Zany

13 Comments:

Blogger HitManJ said...

Awww, poor baby!

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.

I believe there is a problem with my paycheck?

My WV: vgqca - is that like an erection drug that also acts as a pain killer?

8:47 AM  
Blogger Alkelda the Gleeful said...

Yuck! I hope you feel better soon.

9:58 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...

j ~ I'll just go ahead and um, take this stapler...

akelda ~ thanks, hon! Pinched nerves are the worst!

10:14 AM  
Blogger Nonny said...

When you get home tonight I'm gonna rub you down with Icy-Hot. I'll probably massage your shoulder too.

10:23 AM  
Blogger afromabq said...

whine away...we'll listen....

10:49 AM  
Blogger Lady K said...

nonster ~ promises, promises...

afro ~ it HURTS! I wanna go HOME! How's that?

11:58 AM  
Blogger Jerry said...

you need some healing hands....a good long hot bath and a massage...in that order.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Danny said...

defendant plaintiff

lady k vs. danny

the plaintiff seeks 3.67 million in punitive damages regarding the whining of the defendant on her blog.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

jerry ~ that sounds like pure heaven right now.

danny ~ how much could I get for suing YOU for the amount of whining YOU do on YOURS? Huh? Huh? Bring it. Douche.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Fridaysweb said...

Well, Darlin', I'd hug you but it would probably hurt your shoulder and you'd get my cooties. So, howzabout I just tell you I know what you're going through. Do you have one of those large wand massagers (no not a fucking vibrator, dammit!)? If so, use it on your shoulder. If not, get a tennis ball or a softball. If you use a softball, wrap it in something soft. Now, stand with your back flat to the wall, except put the tennis ball (they really work best) right in the crease between your shoulderblade and your middle back. Roll up and down along the wall, massaging that inner shoulderblade area. If it continues to bother you for more than a few days, please go get it checked out. Don't wait like I did...I'm facing a possible surgery because I waited too long with mine. No heavy lifting at work, take breaks often, especially when you're doing a lot of typing/data entry shit. Sit up straight in your chair as much as possible and do the icy-hot like Nonny said. Go smoke a fat one and eat goodies, too. That always makes the evening better ;)

6:13 PM  
Blogger Lady K said...

OH ~ BIRDY....I KNOW, and see you very well! I've been using the corners of the counters, edge of the couch, doorknobs, wall corners, and I THINK I'm gonna go for a golf ball soon.

EVERYONE - hear me well - minds out of gutters ... Okay. Back IN ya go, now.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Strumpet said...

Good thing I wasn't here when our minds were supposed to be out of the gutters. But, now that they're back where they belong...

Those large wand massagers are pretty versatile. I say, use it on your shoulder, smoke that fattie THEN use that thing how it's SUPPOSED to be used.

When you're finished, smoke up a little more and eat those goodies.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Lube may be substituted for lather.

Take two and call me in the morning to let me know how that works out for ya. Maybe next time I can watch.

10:49 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

It is hard to believe that with that much sleeping experience one could still make a mistake...

5:04 PM  

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